joke
“A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, bud we don’t serve drinks to strings”. So the string steps outside, ties himself in a knot, messes up his ends a bit, and walks back in. The bartender goes, “Hey, are you that piece of string that was just in here?!”. The string replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot!”
